Tyra Banks Reminds Me My Life Just Isn't That Complicated

What happens when two lady va-jays shack up in one woman's wacked-up, horny-squared body? They get to tell their story on The Tyra Banks show. Just caught a preview clip of tomorrow's (Friday) Tyra where the Oprah wannabe uses her excellent interviewing skills to dig deep into the life-changing story of the two-vaged Lauren Williams.

To put it lightly, when it comes to that time of the month Williams' va-jays do double time and have caused their landlord to go flat broke from sanitary napkin purchases. But don't look for an eviction any time soon, girl parts do more than cock block a few days of the month, they make babies ... and these ones give a new meaning to having twins.

We're not talking inactive hermaphrodite peen here, Williams has an inney and an outey when it comes to these things, and each fully-funnctioning anatomic anomaly has the ability to make little ones. This could be very lucrative or a pain in the ass — take your pick. 

Speaking of ass pains, while contemplating if Williams' situation is a yay or a nay for the male sex, I stumbled across the perfect recently-single mate for our porn producer's dream girl: http://tinyurl.com/3valq.

Think of the places this freak anatomy could take Williams. She could even do gum commercials — double the pleasure, double the fun.

Weezer Teams Up With Armed-Blanket Sensation, The Snuggie

Two powerhouses, the spunky band boys of Weezer and the creators of the remote-accessible Snuggie, are getting together to promote the band’s newest album, Ratitude. The LP is currently up for grabs at the Amazon MP3 Store. However, for a limited time, you can get Ratitude for free with a $30 dollar purchase of the Wuggie—a snuggie with “Weezer” printed across the chest.

Though the idea fits the band’s quirky persona, the team up with Snuggie may not be as lucrative in sales as they may hope. The Snuggie’s status is slowly declining like a fad gone badly. The blankets have become somewhat of an underground craze turned mainstream… and, like in the music world, this sometimes leads to loss of popularity.

However, with the band’s adamant promotion of the “hot ticket item” its possible that the Wuggie will gain media hype, much like Ratitudes’ unusual cover art.

The Wuggie's Infomercial:

Are you a huge Weezer fan who needs the most quality Snuggie available? Hunt down the Safari Snuggie (only $20 dollars more than those boring Snuggie solids) and a deluxe addition copy of the album at the band's official Wuggie website. Perhaps your not a fan of the blanket with arms? Ratitude is still availble for only $3.99 at the Amazon MP3 store, sans Snuggie.