Apple iPROTECTION

Along with the release of the buzz-worthy iPad, Steve Jobs plans to release an indestructible cover for all iPod products. The amount of Apple merchandise exchanges (under warranty) has the maker of all products wondering, "How can we make our product more durable and lasting?" The answer to the question is the iProtection. The only multiple-sized contraption that can be adjusted to fit any Apple product now available on the market. This revolutionary product will revolutionize the already revolutionized Apple mecca.

After a brief phone interview with a costumer service manager at an Apple store, I got the scoop on the iProtection and the expected release date. Take a look at my Q&A with this very helpful service rep for all things iProtection.

Marie: When will the iProtection be released?

Apple Service Rep: Exactly one month after the iPad was released. However this may very from person to person dependent on their need for protection once the iPad has been used.

M: What is the ultimate purpose of the iProtection?

ASP: To make sure nothing gets into the Apple user's product that could ruin the life of the it.

M: Why now? Apple products have been out for a long time.

ASP: We realized users need a little bit more protection while still getting the same satisfaction level. The importance is for the iProtection to not obstruct the look and feel of the product being used, but still provide protection to the user.

M: You've probably heard that the iPad is being coined "a larger version or Zack Morris-sized" iPod. What's your response to this and how does this influence the sales of the much larger size of iProtection?

ASP: We all know size doesn't matter; it's what the product brings to the table. A larger Apple product, say the iPad, may be harder to manuver and but it will definitely bring more satisfaction to the costumer than the previous iPod. In regards to the iProtection sales being affected by the iPad's "Zack Morris-sized" physique, the iProtection comes in all shapes, sizes, and colors. I'm sure the user will find something that is a perfect fit and works for them when using their product.

M: Do we have any other revolutionary Apple products to look forward to in the future?

ASP: I can't talk about it at this time, but Apple is always trying to find new ways to satisfy the costumer.

....that's all we've got at this time. More on the iProtection to come.