What Ever Happened To Good 'Ole Fashion Killer Bunnies?

Scenes like this one will never get old. Where has this beautiful stupidness gone to? Humor these days has to surround a failing relationship, a phallic body part, or something to do with a dumb college co-ed and and a blonde joke. Booooring. Give me killer bunnies, debates on migrating coconuts, and French taunting any day.

Or perhaps killer bunnies aren't sassy enough for your liking. The ultimate Monty Python Sass lies within the knights who say "nee."

And that's The Old School Sass.

Man In #$@^stan (Some Foreign Nation) Misses The Bus

I think this man confused all of his friends when he happily stated that he just missed the bus by an inch ...

Didn't he have to wait for the next bus?

The Fashion Sass

FashionSass by mariebag featuring Nicole Farhi

New Moon Shows Up Twilight Yet Again

Even if you have watched Twilight about 1oo times, there is not doubt that Chris Weitz's New Moon is going to blow Catherine Hardwicke's Twilight out of the water. Similar to the Coke vs. Coke Zero, this is an in-franchise battle...and New Moon will come out on top. Watch out Summit Entertainment, there may be some vamp-drama in the future.

Having a male director, Weitz, will help New Moon to excel in action production. Don't get me wrong, seeing Edward Cullen knock Bella Swan off her feet gets me giddy, but I want some serious invincible vampire fighting!

Yes, the end fight scene in Twilight was pretty decent...but I'm even more impressed with the mere snippets of action I have seen in New Moon teasers like this one:

With less than a month left until New Moon hits theaters (November 20), I am already far more excited than I was for Twilight. And if you know me, that is really saying something. (Read: I went to see Twilight fives times in theaters within 2 weeks).

White Girls Can Jump...and Bump and Grind

Though I have a questionable past in the college sorority market (actually being in one for 3 years...) Greek Grind has always been one of my favorite times of year. For those of you who don't attend UGA or deny that 17% of the student body is made up of Greeks (frats and sorots), Greek Grind is a dance competition held every year by Sigma Delta Tau to raise money for some charity I can't think of at the moment.

Anyhow, to see girls shaking what their mama gave them to harcore rap is one thing, but when a bunch of white girls actually pull off a hip-hop dance routine, there is something to be said for that.

I was scanning FB as I normally do 10+ times a day, and I came across ZTA's 2009 Greek Grind dance video. I believe we may have America's Next Dance Crew right here in Athens. Get it girls.

Check out ZTA doing there THANG below:

If they didn't win...I would like to see what could possibly beat that.

And that's The Sass.

"Empire State Of Mind" Has The Staying Power Of Sinatra's "New York"...

Start spreading the news...these streets will make you feel brand new, these lights will inspire you.

Jay-z and Alicia Keys crank out a classic, "Empire State of Mind." Not only do I blast the tune on my iPod and get a little beat in my step, I do this in very crowded areas. And yes, it is my ringtone.

The quality of the lyrics and the bigger-than-life style make "Empire State of Mind" the new "New York." This newest soundtrack to a New Yorker's life will undoubtedly stand the test of time; a classic in the making.

Have a listen. Because I know you want to.

The World Is Coming To An End

I realize the topic matter is a bit heavy for a first blog, but hear me out. Square burgers are being claimed as fresh off the cow, TV shows have been shortened to 3-minute episodes, and I'm beginning to pale like an overworked magazine editor in the city. I didn't know how an "at commercial" conversation during The City with my loyal bestie could possibly lead to my realization that the impending end of the world is just around the corner.

Take Wendy's. The ability to perfectly pack burger meat into a square with each order is a skill far beyond the reaches of my imagination. I would like to meet these men and women who so symmetrically mold meat in order to make my Double Jr. Cheese Burger Deluxe fresh to order. Stick with what you know best Wendy's and please save yourself the time of convincing both your diners and yourself that your patties have never shacked up in a freezer. We all know where your beef has been...

What the hell is Valemont? Taunting Twi-hards worldwide (who more than likely also live vicariously through The Hills and The City) with a "Vampire-like mystery" is just wrong. If you watch the "next week on The City" teaser you know doubt will be sucked into Valemont, the gruesome 3-minute long mini-mini-drama immediately following MTV's "reality" show Tuesday. Sucked in may imply interest, and in no way is interest in this itty-bity-drama series possible. By the time you figure out what you're watching it is over. Has mankind become so lazy that a 3-minute episode can constitute entertainment?

Lastly, ever since tanning beds were labeled carcinogens and the summer sun peaced-out, I am beginning to see the palest of pale that my Italian skin can possible get. Being a vampire for Halloween will be easier than I originally thought...seeing as I'm already on the road to resembling Bella Swan post change.

And, that's The Sass.