KRISTIN AND ROBERT ARE SO DOING IT

HOLY TALEDO, OMFG ... Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are so dating, or doing it, or REALLY good friends (yeah right). Proof has surfaced, and I don't care how juvenile it may be, I totally believe it. And I am in a weird way really not pissed at all. Maybe KStew has grown on me — so not possible — or maybe its because I have a more, realistic boy on my mind.

But let's not get personal. I'm not famous, I don't have pictures of me holding hands with my rumored love interest, and I sure as hell am not shagging the hottest bachelor Brit in Hollywood.

So as of now, which is harder for me than you could ever believe, I say: "You go KStew!" I'll probably hate you by tomorrow when the shock and red wine wear off.

Twilight Quicky

Taylor Swift does spoof of Twilight on most recent SNL appearance. Wonder what boyfriend Jacob Black (aka Taylor Lautner) thinks about her falling for the other guy.

Let The Countdown Begin: 10 Days Until NEW MOON Premiere

Ever heard the tale of King Midas and how everything he touched turned to gold? Well I have the Twilight touch, and I want to touch Robert Pattinson all over. No, I'm not a 13 year old girl who scratches my neck at press junkets, but I have a dream that one day Robert will be mine, all mine (insert evil laugh). But until my evil-ish plan is fulfilled, I guess I'll just have to settle for Robert on the big screen on opening night. Chances are, the rest of the Twi-hards in the premiere and I share common goals for total Robert takeover.

My Twi-Mom called me 2 days ago to let me know she beat me to the punch on purchasing New Moon tickets. After coming to terms with my utter shame that my mother may be more Robsessed than me, I started jumping up and down in the middle of my room. This led to a knock on the door from my downstairs neighbor to make sure I wasn't getting massacred. I assured him it was happy screams, and went back to my overzealous celebration in a more quite way by watching Twilight twice in one day.

So the countdown until next Thursday, November 20 begins. Each of the next 10 days, I will post New Moon promos that will make us all drool and spend the next few nights dreaming Robert-filled dreams, or dreams where we're filled up with Robert, wink wink. (Attn: You must be 18 years old to participate in the latter)

Let's start out with a little bit of official trailer action:

If you feel like wasting a bit of money, Robsessed comes out today. Check out my review of the film and my plee: DO NOT to give these Robert-exploting folks your well earned dollar.

Also, get your hands on some recent HQ photos of Robert, Kristen, and Taylor at New MoonParis Photo Call (Courtesy of ROBsessed Blogger).

PSA: Don't Drink and Ride Public Transit

Everyone always tells you "Don't drink and drive," but what they don't mention is taking the safe route of public transportation has clear and present danger as well. I can count the times on my left hand (...and right hand, and feet) that I've taken a drunken stumble. I have a scratched up phone and a dent in my head to prove it.


But it never crossed my mind that oncoming trains pose a very possible threat, and a little misstep can turn a wild night into a deathly encounter. When they say stay behind the yellow line in the subway: STAY BEHIND THE YELLOW LINE. Or even better, just have a seat on the puke-covered benches—truth is you'll probably be surrounded by your own vom in the near future.


It seems all types of motorize transportation will basically screw you when you've been drinking. Driving yourself gets you a free trip to the slammer, taking a cab poses a possible abduction leading to a warehouse raping, and taking the subway, well:

Taylor Swifts SNL Monologue

A lot of artists take what they're feeling and pour it into their music ... and Taylor Swift is the queen of emotion-filled, unrequited love songs. However, Swift decided to take the higher road on SNL this past weekend and "not" talk about a lot of things.

Swift should be applauded for how well she handles the dramatic and sometimes hurtful situations she gets thrown at her. She is proof that there is nothing like a strong heart and a good laugh to get you through it all: