46-38-2, UGA

The weekend of Halloween doesn't just mean slutty costumes and downtown debauchery to the 30,000 students in Athens, Ga. — the home of UGA and the football-playing Bulldogs. Students, faculty, and other Athenians flock from their hometown to the football holy ground, Jacksonville, Fla., in order to participate in the hoopla that is The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party and the ultimate sports rival between the two SEC schools, The University of Georgia Bulldogs and The University of Florida Gators.

Though UGA has been suffering a tough football season this year, the record (since 1915) stands that UGA is the all-time winner in the match-up with UF. Gator-hater Athenians are crossing their fingers all weekend long hoping for a victory that will back up the numbers ... Though, with top-ranked UF as the competition, doubts are high in the minds of Bulldog fans.

This legendary meeting between UGA and UF isn't considered The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party for nothing. If you're watching this game, you best have a drink in hand, and it better have more liquor than mixer. Whether it be on frat beach or surrounding the Jacksonville stadium, fans of both teams will get themselves in a drunken stupor to celebrate a win or cure the pangs of going home a loser.

I have to admit, when it comes to UGA football, I have become a fair-weather fan. The Bulldogs have had a disappointing past few seasons, and something must be done in the coaching and recruiting to ensure this doesn't become a permanent slump. I'm not going into the Richt and Martinez debate ... but I think fans share the overall belief that UGA doesn't stand a chance against the football program at UF and the Almighty himself, Tim Tebow.

The Bulldog Nation twiddles their thumbs as they anticipate the loss to Florida. However, there's nothing a cold one and a good "Woof, woof" can't cure. And a good listen to Corey Smith's "Every Dawg" on the way home.

A positive attitude is about all UGA fans can muster at this point. Maybe UGA will take an unexpected win over UF and bring back the Okefenokee Oar.

Taylor Squared: Swift And Lautner Get Hott And Heavy

Drawn out, very public hugs at concerts:

Dinner rendezvous:

and sharing the same name...Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are totally hott — both in their careers and in their face — and are so dating.

I couldn't be happier to see these fames linking arms and locking lips to cope with their rise to the queen and king of teen popular culture. Both Taylors posses an innocence and kindness in their demeanor making this all-too-obvious relationship so absolutely perfect.

Obviously, when your the hott goods in your media market, you want to keep any love interest under wraps — mostly because your rep says so. But I think that even Team Taylor (on both sides of this love connection) would be happy to see these two together.

However, the repercussions behind a rumored celebrity romance (read: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart) are sometimes harsh...I don't blame the Taylors for keeping their love life on the hush-hush.

And that's The Celeb Sass.

Now THIS Is A Party In The USA

Did Miley Cyrus steal her "Party in the USA" from these guys? What teen queen sensation has the wherewithal to take FIP boy band's #1 YouTube hit and call it her own? Miley should be embarrassed...her pole dance skills do not even shine a light to FIP boys in the sand, by the ocean, wearing scantily clad man-suits.

If I were to imagine a real party in the USA, I can only assume it would be more like this:

What Ever Happened To Good 'Ole Fashion Killer Bunnies?

Scenes like this one will never get old. Where has this beautiful stupidness gone to? Humor these days has to surround a failing relationship, a phallic body part, or something to do with a dumb college co-ed and and a blonde joke. Booooring. Give me killer bunnies, debates on migrating coconuts, and French taunting any day.

Or perhaps killer bunnies aren't sassy enough for your liking. The ultimate Monty Python Sass lies within the knights who say "nee."

And that's The Old School Sass.

Man In #$@^stan (Some Foreign Nation) Misses The Bus

I think this man confused all of his friends when he happily stated that he just missed the bus by an inch ...

Didn't he have to wait for the next bus?

The Fashion Sass

FashionSass by mariebag featuring Nicole Farhi

New Moon Shows Up Twilight Yet Again

Even if you have watched Twilight about 1oo times, there is not doubt that Chris Weitz's New Moon is going to blow Catherine Hardwicke's Twilight out of the water. Similar to the Coke vs. Coke Zero, this is an in-franchise battle...and New Moon will come out on top. Watch out Summit Entertainment, there may be some vamp-drama in the future.

Having a male director, Weitz, will help New Moon to excel in action production. Don't get me wrong, seeing Edward Cullen knock Bella Swan off her feet gets me giddy, but I want some serious invincible vampire fighting!

Yes, the end fight scene in Twilight was pretty decent...but I'm even more impressed with the mere snippets of action I have seen in New Moon teasers like this one:

With less than a month left until New Moon hits theaters (November 20), I am already far more excited than I was for Twilight. And if you know me, that is really saying something. (Read: I went to see Twilight fives times in theaters within 2 weeks).